life with face cards

when i play heads up versus a specialist at their game

when a friend asks if they should take a shot at a big game underrolled

when people ask me about buying their marked up WSOP packages

when i’m ballin at low stakes

when my friend tells me he’s in an easy game so i take a piece

and we both get wrecked

when i take a massive chip lead to the final table but lose to a shortstack

thanks finansfriss for the gif and captions!

when i join a small stakes game and try to own everyone

but end up just spewing buy ins

thanks idr for the submission!

when i’m running a big bluff and everyone at the table knows except for my opponent

when i’m sitting at an empty table and someone sits on my direct left

thanks younoteit for the gif!

when i get it in as a huge dog but somehow chop the pot

thanks aldanjack for the gif!